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Saturday 14 April 2012

The If's in Life ..

If you’re going to get drunk, don’t drive.
 
If your going to have sex, don’t get pregnant. 


If your going to throw a party, don‘t let your neighbors hear your music. 


If your going to steal something, don’t get caught. 


If your going to make love, make it passionately. 


If your going to lie, make sure your good at it. 


If your going to cheat on your boyfriend, make sure it‘s not with one of his friends, but if you want to get back at your boyfriend, do make sure it’s with one of his friends! 


If your going to stab your friend in the back, make sure she’s not looking. 


If your going to run a marathon, be sure to pack extra socks.

 
If your going to go to a strip club, make sure to take money. 


If your going to make mistakes, don’t make them twice.

 
If your going to wear makeup, remember these two crucial rules; “A girl can never have enough blue eye shadow” and guys like your face all natural, so don’t goop it on! 


If your going to have a summer fling (& he’s a keeper), make him your fall, winter & spring fling, too! 


If your going to experiment with fireworks, don’t blow your fingers off, they are crucial necessities in fixing everything! 


If your going to try out for a play, never expect to get the leading role. 


If your boyfriend gives you jewelry, make sure to wear it, even if it is ugly; It‘ll make him happy & make you seem like a loyal girlfriend. 


If you want to write a book, remember that the first one will always suck. 


If your life is on the line, make sure no one picks up the phone. 


If you ever need someone to talk to you, remember I’m always here for you. 


If everything seems to be going wrong today, just remember you have tomorrow to fix it. 


If you want to lose your virginity, I highly recommend you call a professional. 


If you think your incapable of something, remember no one in the world is like you & you are capable of ANYTHING you set your mind too! 


If you get butterflies when you see him/her, chances are he’s getting the same feelings about you, too. 


If your getting a weird feeling about a person, don’t shrug it off as judgmental, take your feelings into incredible consideration. 


If you’ve never masturbated, I highly recommend you try it. 


If your going to cut someone off while driving, put yourself in their shoes; Would you feel happy if they did that to you… No, I didn’t think so. 


If your thinking about flipping someone off, think twice, you never know who’s presence you are in. 


If someone flipped you off, think about what you just did to provoke that from them and if you see what you did wrong, stop them & apologize. 


If you want to sing, sing like no one is listening. 


If you want to dance, dance like no one is watching. 


If you want to love, love as if you’ve never been loved before. 


If your caught staring at someone, always remember; They were staring back! 


If you don’t believe in true love, just be patient in the waiting of your soul mate & you will think otherwise when you have found him/her. 


If this article was of no importance to you then I highly recommend you read it again! ;)

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